11-05-2011, 06:07 PM
Friends,
As we know, the injury situation with this team is getting ridiculous. I have two modest proposals, either of which I hope the coaching staff quickly adopts for the continued success of the team.
#1:
Let's say, magically--as if from the mist--David Shaw happens to find a bunch of freshmen on campus who can play. "Mitch Herman", CB, and perhaps a dash of S. "Dirk Ball," RT. "Douglas Braldwin," WR. And so on.
#2:
It's come to my attention that the Alabama Crimson Tide cannot kick a field goal. Fortunately, with the health of Jordan Williamson, we find ourselves with two kickers better than either of Alabama's. THEREFORE: a trade. We loan them our kicker for the remainder of the season, they give us one of those spare safeties and/or wideouts they've got lying around. Mutually beneficial! They'll barely even have to change colors.
I mean, what should we do otherwise--cross our fingers and toes?
As we know, the injury situation with this team is getting ridiculous. I have two modest proposals, either of which I hope the coaching staff quickly adopts for the continued success of the team.
#1:
Let's say, magically--as if from the mist--David Shaw happens to find a bunch of freshmen on campus who can play. "Mitch Herman", CB, and perhaps a dash of S. "Dirk Ball," RT. "Douglas Braldwin," WR. And so on.
#2:
It's come to my attention that the Alabama Crimson Tide cannot kick a field goal. Fortunately, with the health of Jordan Williamson, we find ourselves with two kickers better than either of Alabama's. THEREFORE: a trade. We loan them our kicker for the remainder of the season, they give us one of those spare safeties and/or wideouts they've got lying around. Mutually beneficial! They'll barely even have to change colors.
I mean, what should we do otherwise--cross our fingers and toes?

