09-07-2025, 03:15 PM
1. A game like so many others in recent years in how unfun and uncompetitive we were and how unnewsworthy it is at this point for Stanford to play like a bottom rung team. It was far too similar to the Hawaii game and to many games of the Taylor era to make too much of it. It's more disappointing than surprising that we are showing no signs of turning the corner. Also disappointing is that an uncompetitive performance came after a bye. We made such a big deal of last year's disadvantage of facing teams playing on extra rest and then when we got to have that much-awaited benefit we squandered it, the first time Stanford has lost coming off a bye since Shaw was coaching. The really sobering thought is that the extra rest and preparation very well may have positioned us to have a relatively good game and that was what we did with it. If that ends up being an above-average performance for the 2025 Cardinal we are in for a very long year.
2. The thing that seems to give some hope to some is the idea QB1 is the main cause of our problems and swapping in a new one could unlock better play. That strikes me as wishful. For one, Gulbranson has been terrible but so have the WR/TE play and, now that we played a real opponent, the OL play. Moreover, every data point - but the especially salient recent ones being Reich's posture post-game that we did not consider changing quarterbacks and Gulbranson being sent out as the post-game press conference rep yet again - suggests that the coaches do not view Gulbranson vs. Brown as a close call, came into the season with a strong predisposition to ride with Gulbranson regardless of performance (clearly), and are more interested in building Gulbranson's confidence than seeing if somebody else can surprise and do better. This is subject of a lot of griping, which is to be expected when QB1 does as horrendously as Gulbranson has been playing (more below). But the coaches' behavior does not seem as crazy to me as many think it is if you accept the premise that our supporting cast sucks beyond description, no savior is walking through that QB room door, and the strengths and weaknesses of the alternatives are ill-suited to the task at hand (namely Brown being an immobile game manager and Rizk being an undisciplined gunslinger). I think Gulbranson's performance has been so bad that even my patient perspective is now calling for us to try somebody new but I can hope to see Brown in the coming weeks without having much hope it will change things for the better. He would still have to play behind this line and throw to these non-weapons. I'd expect it to be painful except maybe against bad defenses and maybe even then.
3. The eye test rendered the verdict clear as can be - an extremely Teevens-esque performance in which the offense was pitiful and the defense valiant. The stat of the week: we scored zero points per non-garbage drive. Can't do worse than that. That's too bad to all be on QB1. BYU's defense is their strength and it was predictable our greatest struggles would be from our offense but you have to do better than nothing no matter who you're playing. The offensive output and efficiency ranked with last year's SMU game as our worst in the 19 years since Walt Harris. I only looked back a decade for BYU comparisons and nothing in that timeframe has been more stifling for the Cougars on a per play basis aside from last week's Portland State game, and only one game (Navy in 2020) had fewer yards. The stats support eyeballs and common sense that the defense was much, much better. If I'm calculating correctly, we gave up 2.44 points per non-garbage drive, a scoreboard outcome that made BYU look like a top 50 offense, which is exactly what SP+ pegs them. And of course degree of difficulty is higher when the offense isn't doing the defense any favors, something we've been very accustomed to not only in the Teevens years but across decades. Even then, the points allowed were respectable, even without discounting that a touchdown came on a short field set up by Tiger Bachmeier's big return. Hats off to the defense.
2. The thing that seems to give some hope to some is the idea QB1 is the main cause of our problems and swapping in a new one could unlock better play. That strikes me as wishful. For one, Gulbranson has been terrible but so have the WR/TE play and, now that we played a real opponent, the OL play. Moreover, every data point - but the especially salient recent ones being Reich's posture post-game that we did not consider changing quarterbacks and Gulbranson being sent out as the post-game press conference rep yet again - suggests that the coaches do not view Gulbranson vs. Brown as a close call, came into the season with a strong predisposition to ride with Gulbranson regardless of performance (clearly), and are more interested in building Gulbranson's confidence than seeing if somebody else can surprise and do better. This is subject of a lot of griping, which is to be expected when QB1 does as horrendously as Gulbranson has been playing (more below). But the coaches' behavior does not seem as crazy to me as many think it is if you accept the premise that our supporting cast sucks beyond description, no savior is walking through that QB room door, and the strengths and weaknesses of the alternatives are ill-suited to the task at hand (namely Brown being an immobile game manager and Rizk being an undisciplined gunslinger). I think Gulbranson's performance has been so bad that even my patient perspective is now calling for us to try somebody new but I can hope to see Brown in the coming weeks without having much hope it will change things for the better. He would still have to play behind this line and throw to these non-weapons. I'd expect it to be painful except maybe against bad defenses and maybe even then.
3. The eye test rendered the verdict clear as can be - an extremely Teevens-esque performance in which the offense was pitiful and the defense valiant. The stat of the week: we scored zero points per non-garbage drive. Can't do worse than that. That's too bad to all be on QB1. BYU's defense is their strength and it was predictable our greatest struggles would be from our offense but you have to do better than nothing no matter who you're playing. The offensive output and efficiency ranked with last year's SMU game as our worst in the 19 years since Walt Harris. I only looked back a decade for BYU comparisons and nothing in that timeframe has been more stifling for the Cougars on a per play basis aside from last week's Portland State game, and only one game (Navy in 2020) had fewer yards. The stats support eyeballs and common sense that the defense was much, much better. If I'm calculating correctly, we gave up 2.44 points per non-garbage drive, a scoreboard outcome that made BYU look like a top 50 offense, which is exactly what SP+ pegs them. And of course degree of difficulty is higher when the offense isn't doing the defense any favors, something we've been very accustomed to not only in the Teevens years but across decades. Even then, the points allowed were respectable, even without discounting that a touchdown came on a short field set up by Tiger Bachmeier's big return. Hats off to the defense.

