[Redrum]

First comes former Notre Dame bollard wannabe Charlie Weis, he of the Distinct Schematic Advantage who coached All-Galaxy high school QB Jimmy Clausen to a second-team All America in his three years of tutelage,  to Lawrence KS.  Then, Charlie's first move is to hire Ron Powlus,  the guaranteed two-time ND Voldemort winner from the '90s who also coached Clausen to his Voldemort.  Somebody needs to keep a sharp eye on Kansas.  There's a football cyclone brewing on the plains of Kansas and it's taking dead aim on the Maaco Bowl Las Vegas.  Make book on it.

[Redrum]

First comes former Notre Dame bollard wannabe Charlie Weis, he of the Distinct Schematic Advantage who coached All-Galaxy high school QB Jimmy Clausen to a second-team All America in his three years of tutelage,  to Lawrence KS.  Then, Charlie's first move is to hire Ron Powlus,  the guaranteed two-time ND Voldemort winner from the '90s who also coached Clausen to his Voldemort.  Somebody needs to keep a sharp eye on Kansas.  There's a football cyclone brewing on the plains of Kansas and it's taking dead aim on the Maaco Bowl Las Vegas.  Make book on it.

[CowboyIndian]

OK, Dorothy, you bet!

[CowboyIndian]

OK, Dorothy, you bet!

[unclechuck]

Voldemort shaft, BCS gerrymandering, rapacious conference realignments; enough to turn the most dewy-eyed fanboy into a hash smoking cynic.

So, a big thank you to Kansas for setting up a theater of the absurd to amuse and entertain for a good 2-3 year run, maybe more. Ah, the stories that will be told. Thank you Redrum for kicking off the party!

[unclechuck]

Voldemort shaft, BCS gerrymandering, rapacious conference realignments; enough to turn the most dewy-eyed fanboy into a hash smoking cynic.

So, a big thank you to Kansas for setting up a theater of the absurd to amuse and entertain for a good 2-3 year run, maybe more. Ah, the stories that will be told. Thank you Redrum for kicking off the party!