[Mick]

This outfield, with Derek Holland as #2 starter - it's like 1984 all over again. Oh wait, make that 2017.

This is a legendarily bad team.  It wouldn't be good anyway, with the every-single-infielder-past-their-prime.  Their pitching staff should finish in the top 1/3 of MLB just because of the park they play in, they'll finish around .500 in WHIP and ERA.  The bench is late-additions and never-wases.  

But the outfield.  Ah the outfield.  Dirges will be written about this outfield. Mothers will scare their recalcitrant children by threatening to make them watch this outfield.  there has never been a liability in left like Tanner Joe, or an overmatched hitter like Reed.

110 losses.  You heard it here first.

[Mick]

This outfield, with Derek Holland as #2 starter - it's like 1984 all over again. Oh wait, make that 2017.

This is a legendarily bad team.  It wouldn't be good anyway, with the every-single-infielder-past-their-prime.  Their pitching staff should finish in the top 1/3 of MLB just because of the park they play in, they'll finish around .500 in WHIP and ERA.  The bench is late-additions and never-wases.  

But the outfield.  Ah the outfield.  Dirges will be written about this outfield. Mothers will scare their recalcitrant children by threatening to make them watch this outfield.  there has never been a liability in left like Tanner Joe, or an overmatched hitter like Reed.

110 losses.  You heard it here first.