[burger]

With enough alums eventually there will be some that will be convicted of crimes.  I am not sure I want to compare those that have been convicted of crimes with cheating in sports.

Unfortunately for Hinch, the formula for most embarrassing alum is: [seriousness of actions] * [how much publicity the actions are getting].  Organized sign stealing is not the worst thing a Stanford alum as done (Elizabeth Holmes committed worse crimes every day before breakfast).  But Hinch is going to be off the charts on the second component this year. 

Elizabeth stands a good chance of retaking the title as soon as her trial starts.

[burger]

With enough alums eventually there will be some that will be convicted of crimes.  I am not sure I want to compare those that have been convicted of crimes with cheating in sports.

Unfortunately for Hinch, the formula for most embarrassing alum is: [seriousness of actions] * [how much publicity the actions are getting].  Organized sign stealing is not the worst thing a Stanford alum as done (Elizabeth Holmes committed worse crimes every day before breakfast).  But Hinch is going to be off the charts on the second component this year. 

Elizabeth stands a good chance of retaking the title as soon as her trial starts.