[JohnR34231]

At least Cactus Jack knew how to laugh. I know Shaw can do a Ted Talk but does he know any jokes? What is his resting pulse? Does he have a secret stash of Gary Larsen cartoons?

I remember a good Cactus Jack joke.

A mover and shaker comes up to him at a get-together.
"Cactus Jack, I see where you are the "Director of Football". Tell me son, when are you going to start coaching?"

Also, I knew a guy who was recruited during the Cactus Jack era. He was kind of a wag.
He had never met Curtice before and showed up on campus for a visit. He said he walked into a room where there were a bunch of people. Saw this one guy who he said he would have sworn was the janitor. Turned out to be Cactus Jack.

[JohnR34231]

At least Cactus Jack knew how to laugh. I know Shaw can do a Ted Talk but does he know any jokes? What is his resting pulse? Does he have a secret stash of Gary Larsen cartoons?

I remember a good Cactus Jack joke.

A mover and shaker comes up to him at a get-together.
"Cactus Jack, I see where you are the "Director of Football". Tell me son, when are you going to start coaching?"

Also, I knew a guy who was recruited during the Cactus Jack era. He was kind of a wag.
He had never met Curtice before and showed up on campus for a visit. He said he walked into a room where there were a bunch of people. Saw this one guy who he said he would have sworn was the janitor. Turned out to be Cactus Jack.