[martyup]

This Reddit thread is priceless on so many levels.

Thanks for the laughs Yvonne.  Here are some good ones:

People think USC is rivals with UCLA. This is not exactly true anymore. Who at USC hates, from the academic students to the football team fans to the administrators, is Stanford. USC hates Stanford more than f**king ANYTHING. You know why? Because Stanford is the school that every really smart USC kid didn’t get into, that every faculty member and administrator would have worked at if they had gotten the chance. The current non-football-giving-a-shit USC President’s office is to be Stanford. It’s all they want in the whole world. The one thing USC had on Stanford, the only thing, was the football team. That was the deal: Stanford is basically an Ivy, but USC has incredible football and incredible parties. You can get beat by anyone, but you absolutely cannot get smacked by Stanford. It’s the only unforgivable sin. Also their band is obnoxious as hell

Every word of this is 100% accurate. I dislike Notre Dame and UCLA. I hate Stanford. Except for today. Today I love that stupid f**kin' tree.

It’s more like Stanford doesn’t deserve a good football team because their ‘fans’ are the worst - like so elitist that football is some primitive game for peasants. I watched the Pac10 championship game at Stanford against UCLA many years back. Stadium was less than half full and mostly UCLA fans. F* StanfÚrd

Also, it's FÚrd. Everyone in California hates them.

This is from a cal fan, if that wasn't obvious.

Stanford, what have you done?! You're supposed to beat USC but not BEAT-beat USC!

Leave it to LSJU to ruin a good thing for all of us.

f*ck the farm amiright

Blame the tree. It’s always the tree’s fault!

[martyup]

This Reddit thread is priceless on so many levels.

Thanks for the laughs Yvonne.  Here are some good ones:

People think USC is rivals with UCLA. This is not exactly true anymore. Who at USC hates, from the academic students to the football team fans to the administrators, is Stanford. USC hates Stanford more than f**king ANYTHING. You know why? Because Stanford is the school that every really smart USC kid didn’t get into, that every faculty member and administrator would have worked at if they had gotten the chance. The current non-football-giving-a-shit USC President’s office is to be Stanford. It’s all they want in the whole world. The one thing USC had on Stanford, the only thing, was the football team. That was the deal: Stanford is basically an Ivy, but USC has incredible football and incredible parties. You can get beat by anyone, but you absolutely cannot get smacked by Stanford. It’s the only unforgivable sin. Also their band is obnoxious as hell

Every word of this is 100% accurate. I dislike Notre Dame and UCLA. I hate Stanford. Except for today. Today I love that stupid f**kin' tree.

It’s more like Stanford doesn’t deserve a good football team because their ‘fans’ are the worst - like so elitist that football is some primitive game for peasants. I watched the Pac10 championship game at Stanford against UCLA many years back. Stadium was less than half full and mostly UCLA fans. F* StanfÚrd

Also, it's FÚrd. Everyone in California hates them.

This is from a cal fan, if that wasn't obvious.

Stanford, what have you done?! You're supposed to beat USC but not BEAT-beat USC!

Leave it to LSJU to ruin a good thing for all of us.

f*ck the farm amiright

Blame the tree. It’s always the tree’s fault!