[Phogge]

Well there are scores of alumni pissed off.....

Yes, in a literal sense, there are a few scores of alumni that are pissed off, but they pale in comparison to the thousands of alumni who DGAF, or, at best are vaguely aware that Stanford’s football team is not very good.

BC

So BC, are the scores of people at tailgates just there for the white wine, crab dip, polite conversation and a day in the sun? I’ve always thought that if you weren’t good at something either make it better or just bail. I was shitty at cocktail parties, math, sucking up, swimming, carpentry and making nice with my asshole parish priest so I bailed on all those things. Why have football if it doesn’t work. Oh yeah, it supports all the country club sports. I don’t like country clubs either (I prefer Munis) so I have nothing to do with them.

As a new world dawns on college athletics how can an institution who thinks of itself as a one of a kind Zanadu be satisfied with one of the absolute worst programs in the country? 0-0 is a lot better than 1-11.

[Phogge]

Well there are scores of alumni pissed off.....

Yes, in a literal sense, there are a few scores of alumni that are pissed off, but they pale in comparison to the thousands of alumni who DGAF, or, at best are vaguely aware that Stanford’s football team is not very good.

BC

So BC, are the scores of people at tailgates just there for the white wine, crab dip, polite conversation and a day in the sun? I’ve always thought that if you weren’t good at something either make it better or just bail. I was shitty at cocktail parties, math, sucking up, swimming, carpentry and making nice with my asshole parish priest so I bailed on all those things. Why have football if it doesn’t work. Oh yeah, it supports all the country club sports. I don’t like country clubs either (I prefer Munis) so I have nothing to do with them.

As a new world dawns on college athletics how can an institution who thinks of itself as a one of a kind Zanadu be satisfied with one of the absolute worst programs in the country? 0-0 is a lot better than 1-11.