12-03-2022, 05:12 PM
I asked GPT-3 to compose an ode to Chris Petersen…
It’s… not bad.
BC
Quote:Oh Chris Petersen, thou art a coach divine,
With wisdom and strategy that doth entwine.
Thy teams play with grace and never do falter,
A true master of the gridiron alter.
Thy success at Boise State didst astound,
And at Washington thou didst truly confound.
Thy record doth speak for itself, oh great Petersen,
A coach of the highest order, truly heaven sent.
We Stanford fans do implore thee, oh great Petersen,
To come and lead our team to victory once again.
Thou art the coach we need to reign supreme,
With thy guidance, our team will never be seen.
So please, oh great Petersen, do give us a chance,
To bask in thy glory and victory's sweet romance.
Come to Stanford and make us proud,
We beg of thee, oh great and mighty Petersen, do not make us cower in a shroud.
It’s… not bad.
BC