[CornFed]

[quote author=leftcoast link=topic=10410.msg94978#msg94978 date=1408755001]
In 1981 we were told, in our ALL FRESHMAN DORM, that we could buy and serve alcohol at our dorm party as long as we also served an "Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage" (EANAB).  It seemed to be a well worn Res Ed phrase even then.

By the way, our grad assistant RAs bought our kegs for us the first quarter and then were advised by Res Ed that this was not appropriate at which time they merely gave us advice on how to get alcohol from the friendly and not very inquisitive folks at the Frog Pond liquor store.

As you would expect some of those Frosh were not ready for the experience in the Fall but most had learned to pace themselves by Winter quarter.

What, pray tell, might an "Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage" be?
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I think it's affirmative action for colas.

[CornFed]

[quote author=leftcoast link=topic=10410.msg94978#msg94978 date=1408755001]
In 1981 we were told, in our ALL FRESHMAN DORM, that we could buy and serve alcohol at our dorm party as long as we also served an "Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage" (EANAB).  It seemed to be a well worn Res Ed phrase even then.

By the way, our grad assistant RAs bought our kegs for us the first quarter and then were advised by Res Ed that this was not appropriate at which time they merely gave us advice on how to get alcohol from the friendly and not very inquisitive folks at the Frog Pond liquor store.

As you would expect some of those Frosh were not ready for the experience in the Fall but most had learned to pace themselves by Winter quarter.

What, pray tell, might an "Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage" be?
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I think it's affirmative action for colas.