I can't watch it. It's the visual equivalent of a dumb-ass joke you've heard repeatedly, retold by idiots who don't know a punchline from a punch bowl. It took on a life of its own a long time ago. And face it: its bizarre and unusual nature guaranteed a man-bites-dog appeal to the masses. So it's irresistible to the hoi-polloi and the pandering sports-media. And then there is the local angle. The Bay Area and Cal alums: This one, brief, shining moment is the only thing the weenies really own in football lore and fame. The only thing they have. This is what gives it eternal, zombie life. Nothing else matters in WeenieWorld for the simple reason that they don't have anything else. Rose Bowls? Championships? Trophy talk? They got nuthin', man. NUTHIN' except this two-headed calf. The Play belongs in the biology department basement with the all the other believe-or-not oddities. My contempt for weenies hits the heights this week. It finally hit me today. So you lose tomorrow, so what? You will still be who YOU are, and they will still be weenies. Pleasuring themselves with Their Play.
BEAT CAL.
BEAT CAL.
Life is too short to waste on crap football.



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