[Phogge]

The cardinal rule for entertainment is to be watchable in the least. This team is unwatchable. The cardinal sin for a sports program is to be irrelevant. Stanford checks that box. Stanford the Broadway Show would close after one act in Peoria. Stanford the Movie wouldn't even be able to go straight to video.

Now, Eric bails. The house is flooded, the tornado has landed, the earth has split apart. When Eric bails Doomsday approaches.

All that's left is to LOL and have a cocktail.

[Phogge]

The cardinal rule for entertainment is to be watchable in the least. This team is unwatchable. The cardinal sin for a sports program is to be irrelevant. Stanford checks that box. Stanford the Broadway Show would close after one act in Peoria. Stanford the Movie wouldn't even be able to go straight to video.

Now, Eric bails. The house is flooded, the tornado has landed, the earth has split apart. When Eric bails Doomsday approaches.

All that's left is to LOL and have a cocktail.