[jacket3ree]

For those who don't know, Elon is a small private university in North Carolina, about as old as Stanford. Elon is also Latin for "how Wake Forest gets bowl eligible every year." 

The Phoenix are:

9-33-1 against Appalachian State (last win in 1964)
1-0 against Camp Lejeune
0-8-1 against Duke but 2-1 against the Duke "B" team
0-1 against Georgia Tech (0-70 in 2013 - I'll wear it)
1-9 against James Madison
1-2 against Miami, F.L.A! (beat them in 1928, last played in 1941)
0-1 against North Carolina
0-4 against NC State (albeit last game was in 1936)
0-2 against Vandy (when Vandy sucked)
0-12-1 against Wake Forest

If Stanford loses to Elon, shutter the program. Although this would mean Stanford also beats Miami and some team like Gardner-Webb is declared the national transitive champion.

Elon is a proud member of the Coastal Athletic Association (FCS), rebranded from the Colonial Athletic Association.

[jacket3ree]

For those who don't know, Elon is a small private university in North Carolina, about as old as Stanford. Elon is also Latin for "how Wake Forest gets bowl eligible every year." 

The Phoenix are:

9-33-1 against Appalachian State (last win in 1964)
1-0 against Camp Lejeune
0-8-1 against Duke but 2-1 against the Duke "B" team
0-1 against Georgia Tech (0-70 in 2013 - I'll wear it)
1-9 against James Madison
1-2 against Miami, F.L.A! (beat them in 1928, last played in 1941)
0-1 against North Carolina
0-4 against NC State (albeit last game was in 1936)
0-2 against Vandy (when Vandy sucked)
0-12-1 against Wake Forest

If Stanford loses to Elon, shutter the program. Although this would mean Stanford also beats Miami and some team like Gardner-Webb is declared the national transitive champion.

Elon is a proud member of the Coastal Athletic Association (FCS), rebranded from the Colonial Athletic Association.