[gailtate]

In the SNL spirit of "Celebrity Jeopardy", let's get a guffaw-worthy thread going here! C'mon, it beats re-hashing the crap football you're looking at.
Uh, you guys are familiar with Celebrity Jeopardy, right?

[gailtate]

In the SNL spirit of "Celebrity Jeopardy", let's get a guffaw-worthy thread going here! C'mon, it beats re-hashing the crap football you're looking at.
Uh, you guys are familiar with Celebrity Jeopardy, right?

[martyup]

It's a three letter word for what you don't do on 3rd and 13.

[martyup]

It's a three letter word for what you don't do on 3rd and 13.

[BobK]

A song for us in a certain place 1969. Now appropriate sadly

https://youtu.be/wJVpihgwE18

[BobK]

A song for us in a certain place 1969. Now appropriate sadly

https://youtu.be/wJVpihgwE18

[Row80Critic]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

[Row80Critic]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

[PersonalLegend]

“It’s the players’ fault”

[PersonalLegend]

“It’s the players’ fault”

[MV72018]

It's a three letter word for what you don't do on 3rd and 13.

Good one, Marty. Not sure there's a video to express my reaction to those moves on 3rd and long last night. 

Had to "love" the play where McKee pulled the ball out from the runner's stomach after about 2 seconds and got insttantly crushed by two UO guys for his effort before he could even get in passing position. Took far too long to unfold. "We've got to start quicker." -- David Shaw, presser.
That's insightful after falling behind 31-3 by halftime.

[MV72018]

It's a three letter word for what you don't do on 3rd and 13.

Good one, Marty. Not sure there's a video to express my reaction to those moves on 3rd and long last night. 

Had to "love" the play where McKee pulled the ball out from the runner's stomach after about 2 seconds and got insttantly crushed by two UO guys for his effort before he could even get in passing position. Took far too long to unfold. "We've got to start quicker." -- David Shaw, presser.
That's insightful after falling behind 31-3 by halftime.

[OutsiderFan]

"I hope this record doesn't cost me something people care about, like the NFL Network draft gig."

[OutsiderFan]

"I hope this record doesn't cost me something people care about, like the NFL Network draft gig."

[thatboy]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

[thatboy]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

[qwerty49]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

[qwerty49]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

[thatboy]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

of course. I was trying too hard to think of football words. I should have known. Thanks.

[thatboy]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

of course. I was trying too hard to think of football words. I should have known. Thanks.

[82lsju]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

of course. I was trying too hard to think of football words. I should have known. Thanks.

so he was a "deal" in his most recent year's reported comp (2020) which was only $6.5m, a drop of 27%....

https://bondholder-information.stanford....rm_990.pdf

[82lsju]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

of course. I was trying too hard to think of football words. I should have known. Thanks.

so he was a "deal" in his most recent year's reported comp (2020) which was only $6.5m, a drop of 27%....

https://bondholder-information.stanford....rm_990.pdf

[JohnR34231]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

of course. I was trying too hard to think of football words. I should have known. Thanks.

so he was a "deal" in his most recent year's reported comp (2020) which was only $6.5m, a drop of 27%....

https://bondholder-information.stanford....rm_990.pdf

So instead of rehashing the "crap football" we have decided to rehash Shaw's salary, which we all agree is excessive given recent results.

[JohnR34231]

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

of course. I was trying too hard to think of football words. I should have known. Thanks.

so he was a "deal" in his most recent year's reported comp (2020) which was only $6.5m, a drop of 27%....

https://bondholder-information.stanford....rm_990.pdf

So instead of rehashing the "crap football" we have decided to rehash Shaw's salary, which we all agree is excessive given recent results.

[ADPinWDC]

Shaw:  "You know, I used to call RED, 28, ZY Give-it-to-CMac, and he'd figure it out."  What happened?  
           "Well, the hole was there for The Love Machine, but it closed too quickly."  
           "Maybe... we give Patu or Daniels more snaps -- they can run.  Then we can keep that nifty RPO in the Gameplan.  Yeah."

[ADPinWDC]

Shaw:  "You know, I used to call RED, 28, ZY Give-it-to-CMac, and he'd figure it out."  What happened?  
           "Well, the hole was there for The Love Machine, but it closed too quickly."  
           "Maybe... we give Patu or Daniels more snaps -- they can run.  Then we can keep that nifty RPO in the Gameplan.  Yeah."

[winflop]

IDGAF what Shaw is thinking any more

[winflop]

IDGAF what Shaw is thinking any more

[gailtate]

I know what I would like him to be thinking about.  I won't mention it, however. Don't want to jinx it.

[gailtate]

I know what I would like him to be thinking about.  I won't mention it, however. Don't want to jinx it.