(09-17-2012, 04:12 PM)garvin link Wrote:Hijacking threads is the national sport of the CardBoard. You get bonus points for Civil War references or trashing Uma Thurman.
Did someone say "hijacking threads"? Well in that case, let me tell you a coupla Florida airport stories that are of no interest to anybody but myself.
1. I flew through Miami Airport for a football game a coupla years ago in which my football team beat the stuffing out of their football team. I also had the most incredible apple pie milkshake at a gathering of fellow dorky sports fans. Anyway, at Miami Airport, I encountered the Angriest, Surliest, I-Hate-My-Jobiest TSA worker ever. Man, she was a grump.
2. As for Fort Myers Airport, I have flown into Fort Myers Airport, and I have this to say about it: It is NOT the same thing as Fort Walton Airport. This is of extreme importance when you are flying into Florida to support your best friend at his father's funeral. It turns out that Fort Myers and Fort Walton are almost as far apart as two locations can possibly be while still residing in the state of Florida. I wound up sprinting through the airport to catch the last available flight to Atlanta to route through Fort Walton. When I finally arrived at the funeral gatherings, everybody who met me said, "I heard about you--you're the one who flew into Fort Myers." On the bright side of things, my idiocy was able to provide some badly needed comic relief during a sad time, so let's hear it for me being an idiot.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled discussion of Stanford sports.