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02-22-2013, 07:31 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-22-2013, 07:44 PM by
jacketree.)
I don't know about that. There is a certain espirit de corps when you are getting the collective shaft 24/7. I don't remember a wreck that we didn't weld "TEXUX" in a prominent location. At GT you worked hard for your F, but we rooted pretty passionately for some pretty awful teams outside of class.
I wouldn't say I had a uniformly good (albeit brief) classroom experience at Stanford. I had two professors who were absolutely outstanding. That was worth about 8 classes. The remaining professors (and classes) ranged from "adequate" to "dog crap". The crappiest dog was supposedly pretty famous in his field and had published a million articles. Couldn't teach worth ****. And as a graduate student, one of my major classes was taught by a TA (I was a TA for cripes sakes!) who was on our flag football and inner-tube water polo teams. Something is just not right about that.
The ratio at Tech was probably about the same. Two good experiences for every six, uh to be charitable, "other" experiences. Ah, the college memories come flooding back......
"Look to your right; look to your left. One of you won't be here next year."Â (First statement, freshman orientation. Welcome to Tech!)
"If Mr. Jacketree would have phrased that question intelligently, perhaps I would have answered it." (Dr. Hey F You, in the computer graphics class I should have skipped senior year).
"You are a waste of my time. I have important research!!"Â (Dr. "I don't use real numbers on Dynamics tests" Renzepi, ESM 2002. What? There is a dynamics emergency somewhere?)
"Monday is the Final. Tuesday the world will fully understand how utterly stupid each and every one of you are. Goodnight." (Dr. Rudolf "Hess" Ahrens, Physics 2011, during the shortest last class of dead weak ever.)
"I will shaft you....I will shaft you all!!!!!!" (Dr. Has No Known First Name Chen, aka 'the Bamboo Shaft', ESM 2003, def bods)
"My previous class referred to me as a weasel. One of the students even shoved a picture of a weasel under my office door. I am proudly posting it here as a badge of honor and to provide you with a subtle reminder that weasels represent the best of cunning and deceit in the animal kingdom. You are hereby warned." (Dr. Andrew in 'man I'm ****ed' Linear Algebra right after I got back from my first Mardi Gras.)
"Christ, you got a seven [out of 100] on the midterm. Who the hell gets a seven on an easy midterm like this?" (Ghandi's and Harry Truman's Lovechild during Physics 2012, the dreaded emag, to me as he passes out graded midterms alphabetically while moving through the classroom.) "Not this guy." (To the next on the list.) "No. No, he receives a five!" (This parade proceeds to its ultimate conclusion during the 8:00 class. High score? 14.) "Well, I'm grading on a curve right? This isn't so bad, right? (Very pregnant pause.....Smashes giant chalk holder into smithereens across his desk) "No!!!!!!!!!" (picks up small busted pieces of chalk and spends what feels like six hours finding one large enough before shuffling over to the board and writing a giant F that doesn't have the - because the chalk disintegrates within the fury of his trembling hands) "You all have an F in my class. All of you! Efffffffffff!! I will not tolerate such stupidity. You have left me no choice but to fail you all! This is easy material. A child could master it!" And from the back of the classroom in one of the all time greatest classroom experiences: "Hey ****wad! Master THIS!!" Dude throws his physics textbook Oddjob style into the chalkboard, missing the prof by inches, before leaving the class (and perhaps Tech?) forever.
"Don't look at me like I care what happens to y'all."Â (Dr. A. B. "Cookbook" or "Concrete" Caseman, CE 4214)
"We will devil up a moment diagram." (Dr. Haldar like a million times over the course of 2.5 years of structural classes. Devil up? What are you talking about? About six years later during work it finally hits me. Develop! Oh man, I thought he was some sort of closet satanist. OK gotcha....)
"That is simply beyond your comprehension." (Miss Maxine Turner, technical writing professor, old bag, and author of a textbook, in response to my simple inquiry as to why her book's index was not in alphabetical order. I still have the book and it remains an elusive and useless mystery. Random sample of order: "purpose, scope, situation, chart, style, visual design, memorandums, audience".)
"I would just assume you all drown, but then I suppose this wouldn't be drownproofing, would it? Crap, I'd probably get fired."Â (That was actually pretty funny from Whatshisname, PE1010 - the lowest numbered class and my graduating Spring. Woot!)
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